Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a very angry young man

Taekwondo black belt refuses to stop kicking things


If you thought a recent manhandling by AC Milan teammate and brick outhouse impersonator Oguchi Onyewu would have made Zlatan Ibrahimovic think twice about launching any more surprise attacks on his unsuspecting friends… you don’t know Zlatan.

After scoring a cutback goal lifted straight out of a game of FIFA against Palermo yesterday, wee forward Robinho proceeded to tuck the ball under his shirt and ‘rock the baby’, probably in homage to a recent birth.

While his teammates offered their congratulations, what was Ibrahimovic’s response to this heartfelt celebration of new life?

Erm… trying to boot the jinking Brazilian’s ‘baby’ straight out of his stomach.

Should Zlatan’s girlfriend Helena Seger be worried?