Wilshere – rehydrating
As if to hammer home his blissful teenage innocence, Jack Wilshere has been caught out for steamrollering a pretty stripper behind his girlfriend’s back. As everyone knows, the more mature footballers tend to favour prostitutes.
The clothes removal expert in question is called Jessica Jensen, and according to today’s Sun newspaper, the pair fell in love when their eyes met and electric lustful sparks flew around that classy London nightclub, Maya.
Rather romantically, a ”source” says:
“At the end of the night they got a taxi back to a mate’s house and had sex for the first time.”
The affair continued with steamy sex sessions at hotels, and a full shag at Jessica’s nan’s house.
“Come to my hotel tonite,” texted Jack. “Get some condoms lol”.
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