FIFA threaten crackdown on vuvuzelas in World Cup games
South African horns could be reduced to makeshift beer bongs Despite having been around for the best part of two decades, and therefore definitely existing when South Africa submitted their ….
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US fans create horrific image to stir up World Cup rivalry
Shield your eyes, children Here at The Spoiler, arts and crafts are held in very high esteem, be it the infantile crayon drawings of a child/Jamie Carragher, or a beautiful ….
OMFG! Joe Cole is soooo good, hyperventilates Stevie G
Joe Cole – magic feet After a rather forgetable season – which appeared to average a playing time of about 28 seconds per match – most of the football-watching world has probably ….
Fake shirts seized, Capello slums it, and more…
Capello – man of the people With a little bit of luck, most of you will have spent a small portion of today marking a little ‘X’ next to whoever ….
Clothes removal industry cashes in on the World Cup
You’ve heard of the World Cup – but the World Cup Strip? The canny businessman knows that the World Cup presents a universe of opportunity to boost your enterprise. It’s simple ….
Are England really the World’s second best side?
The England team, give or take the odd Upson, James, or Heskey Just today, Liverpool’s crocked centre forward, Fernando Torres, said this (as reported in the Daily Mail): “People say that ….
ITV consider snaffling MRS Lineker for the World Cup
Going head-to-head (in a way)? The world of football is awash with dream couples. You’ve got your Posh and Becksie, then there’s the Crouchmeister and Abbey Clancy. Then you get ….
Why Dunga won’t pick Ronaldinho REVEALED?
“I hate you” Managers are temperamental sorts, and certainly not the kind of people who like to bury hatchets. Various Man United alumni will attest to the cold breeze that ….
Bridge is just a bottler, say John Terry’s pals
Ahhh, such happy times! Like a big pendulum, most likely shaped like a putrid live footballer’s testicle, attention has now swung from the Cole saga – what will Cheryl do ….
Oh dear, England’s World Cup base is a bomb site!
A young lad plays keepy-uppy near the site… The problem with computers is that they can take you on a journey into your mind’s eye, and wow you with things ….