10 possible replacements for the World Cup vuvuzela
Ah, shut up, kid! Even in such a short space of time, the current World Cup has become synonymous with the sound of 50,000 vuvuzelas all being blown at once, ….
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French World Cup team fall out, refuse to pass to each other
Henry being dropped sparks player revolt The Netherlands squad seem to be distinctly chummy this year, so it looks like France will have to implode alone. With the fuel already doused – lacklustre warm-up games, losing Lassana ….
The 11 most dirty players at World Cup 2010
Put together an unstoppable team of divers and hackers Fantasy Football has exploded since moving off the newspapers and onto the Interwebs. Nowadays every office lunchbreak has someone boasting about their ….
Referees told to learn twenty swear words for England game
Away with you sir, thou art an artless varlot Wayne Rooney’s propensity for going red and telling everyone in sight to ‘f**k off’ is coming to a forced end. ….
Arjen Robben injures himself whilst showing off
Back heel… and oops! There goes that hamstring! It can be terribly embarrassing when a trick goes wrong. Just ask the pretentious American illusionist David Blaine, who decided to wow ….
Brazilian sex workers start World Cup clothing range
Prostitutes catch a dose… of World Cup fever! Apart from being an entertainment spectacle, the World Cup is a tribute to football as an inclusive sport – it brings everyone together. As ….
Gio dos Santos threatens to quit Mexico squad after his little brother is dropped
Two Saints family distraught as Jonathan misses out Best known on these shores for going from the dizzying heights of tippy-tappy Nou Camp football to turning out for Ipswich Town away at ….
All ten bar staff at Manchester pub legally change their name to “Wayne Rooney”
Roon Army out in force this summer Apart from the odd England tribute song, World Cup wackiness has been noticeably thin on the ground this year. However, yesterday brought news the nation’s ….
Louis Vuitton build posh house for World Cup trophy
Iconic prize travels in footballers’ favourite luggage brand This year’s increasingly lavish World Cup took another step towards ascending to cross-branding nirvana yesterday as Naomi Campbell unveiled the custom-made Louis Vuitton trunk which will be a comfy ….
FIFA threaten crackdown on vuvuzelas in World Cup games
South African horns could be reduced to makeshift beer bongs Despite having been around for the best part of two decades, and therefore definitely existing when South Africa submitted their ….