10 important lessons learned from World Cup 2010
Such as, “be more tolerant of octopuses” And so it was that the World Cup came to a rather messy halt. It’s been an uppy-downy tournament, thanks to disappointing superstars, ….
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Wealthy celebs prevent families from watching World Cup
Yeah, smile it up, Hilton Here’s a moving picture for you: a grown man has promised his children a trip of a lifetime to watch the World Cup semi final, but his ….
XXX Dutch lady promises kinky treats if Holland win
An unusual offer In extremely tawdry news, Bobbi Eden – the popular actress from such films as: Iron Head 2, Fishnets 8, and Bleep me like the Bleep that I am 3 – has promised a ….
Ronaldinho has clearly been enjoying himself this summer
Portly playmaker waddles around Brazil Perhaps missing out on the World Cup was a blessing in disguise for Ronaldinho. While his mates trudge home in disgrace, the man they call Gaucho has been having a ….
Goldsmith makes £14,000 vuvuzela for wealthy Russian
Any excuse to post more fit girls blowing horns Somewhere between being used as a weapon to batter police officers and taking over YouTube, the vuvuzela transcended football and became a global cultural phenomenon. One ….
Americans react rather childishly to getting beat(en)…
Ahh, the New York Post is at it again… Regular visitors to the site might remember a hilarious New York Post headline from a few weeks ago, concerning the England match. ….
Beer-powered England set up last 16 battle with Germany
English get Dutch courage from South African booze As Homer Simpson once said: beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. After 180 minutes of ball-achingly ….
Defeated North Koreans could be sent to work in coal mines
Boots and shinpads swapped for canary and pickaxe, says insider The North Koreans beat a hasty retreat to the team hotel after their 7-0 gubbing at the hands of Portugal on Monday. However, when ….
South African prostitutes angry at World Cup stealing trade
Punters stay away in droves Despite initial claims prostitutes (and their punters) would be having a whale of a time at this year’s World Cup – to the point where there were calls for their ….
North Korea finally decide to show one of their World Cup games live (and get beaten 7-0)
Match billed as revenge for ‘66 was intended to lift spirits Many a joke has been had at the expense of North Korea’s home support and their heavily edited (opposition fans blurred out), week-late World ….