Wesley Sneijder marries Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen

Oh God! They’re beautiful!

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It’s not often that The Spoiler gets the chance to get all OK! Magazine about it, so if this short piece about a man marrying a woman reads a little bit strained, you know why. How much can you honestly say about the greatest day of a stranger’s life?

Well, let’s see…

It was probably a lovely day in Tuscany this weekend, when Holland’s dinky little superstar, Wesley Sneijder, further proved that footballers marry better looking women than milkmen or male nurses do.

 

His former-girlfriend, one-time bride, and now-wife is the poetically-named Dutch actress/presenter/model, Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen, who is kind of like Holland’s equivalent of one of those beautiful large breasted girls from the Russ Meyer inspired UK drama series, Hollyoaks.

By the looks of things, the couple had a wonderful day – him in either a small gentleman’s suit, or a large one from Gap Kids, her wearing the traditional white marrying robes that are expected of Dutch women.

At one point, they even opened a cake box to find a white crow polishing things off! Naughty birdie.

 

Congratulations Mr and Mrs Wesley Cabau van Kasbergen Sneijder. May you both be happy and in love for many many years to come.

Wesley Sneijder marries Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen
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