Newcastle lass removes her bra
For all that is thrilling and liberating about feeling the cool breeze on your naked chest during the middle of the day, most people manage to make it through their entire lives without exposing their nipples at a football match.
But, like a sexually uninhibited Frenchwoman casually removing her underpants to go swimming, Newcastle fans look all set to bring some wholly unnecessary toplessness back to the Premier League during the next campaign.
You can enjoy some of their finest moments of near-naked exhibitionism after the jump.
And who could ever forget this guy?