Wayne Rooney will return, in… ‘Octogenarian Pussy’

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Photoshop hijinks

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It’s Christmas party season in the world of professional football and Manchester United are reportedly preparing to throw a James Bond-themed bash – complete with gambling tables (no Michael Owens allowed), ice sculptures and ’showgirls’, which is presumably a euphemism for ‘one free blowjob per guest!’.

A giddy Mirror Football have celebrating the occasion by knocking up a few classic 007 one-sheets with a ManYoo twist. The result mixes the ridiculous (Goldenpea? What?) with the sublime (Octogenarian Pussy!).

Check a few out after the jump…

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and the pièce de résistance

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