Imagine this, but they’re both in blue
Make no mistake about it, The Spoiler is very well connected. We have secret squirrels all over the place, sniffing around, listening through walls by placing pint glasses against their cute little squirrel ears. If anything weird is going on, they report back.
One such squirrel dropped an intriguing bombshell over the weekend, with a suggestion that Chelsea have made a move for Fernando Torres, and, basically, it’s a done deal. Just a few loose ends to tie up, and barring a Stevie G inspired turnaround, he’ll be keeping Anelka on the bench next season.
You heard it here first.