Contrary to expectation, the Liverpool bunch weren’t responsible A wise man once said that it is impossible to quantify a player’s worth with an arbitrary and slightly suffocating mark out ….
Posts Tagged: Wayne Rooney
Would never have happened in the days of Chapman, Paisley, etc… You can usually rely on any Spoiler opinion piece to be greeted with accusations of bias. What is rarer ….
“Know any good books, boss?” The Spoiler was slow on the uptake when it came to Twitter. ‘Who cares what Kerry Katona has had for breakfast?’ We said. However, after dipping ….
The Spoiler: First! for ridiculous Mario Balotelli news! Fantastically lairy Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli managed to get Wayne Rooney’s former £1,200-a-night hooker Jenny Thompson banned from a posh restaurant after the group were involved in a ….
… Misty, watercoloured memories The Spoiler is a bit confused. Yes, there have been some brilliant games and some tip-top goals in the Premier League this season, but there seems to ….
Gerrard – not quite on the list The Super Bowl was good last night, wasn’t it? All that stopping and starting and stuff – it was great. Anyway, after we’d ….
Tireless Tell you what, that Coleen Rooney works like a bloody Trojan. Whilst most of the nation’s wives or girlfriends would still be arranging boring coffee mornings for anyone still tolerant enough ….
Photoshop hijinks It’s Christmas party season in the world of professional football and Manchester United are reportedly preparing to throw a James Bond-themed bash – complete with gambling tables (no Michael Owens ….
Cameroonian defender not impressed with Wayne’s antics Tottenham Hotspur defender Benoit Assou-Ekotto, best known for his laid-back, “couldn’t give a f**k, tbh” approach to professional football, has laid into his Premier League ….
Striker forced to call police Around 30 Manchester United fans, some covering their faces with hoodies or balaclavas, stormed Wayne Rooney’s house in protest last night, demanding an explanation for recent events at ….