Ukrainian flop is back on the scene, complete with dodgy haircut When Chelsea beat the Seattle Sounders on Saturday, a vaguely familiar gentleman took to the pitch in a blue ….
American star launches an attack on his LA Galaxy teammate David Beckham has already been warned to expect an angry reaction from MLS fans when he returns in a ….
The Big Country is decimating the world’s favourite sport* Don’t get us wrong – we love America: their cheeseburgers are delicious, their films highly entertaining, and their willingness to take Jordan and ….
Gunners hoping to fill chief executive role with MLS man Earlier this year, Arsenal welcomed Colorado Rapids owner Stan Kroenke to the board, and the club also appear to be poaching their ….
You look like a good footballer How do you get ahead in the cut-throat world of American Major League Soccerball? Easy, you convince your American coach that you play in ….
Courtesy of our lovers, Polite Applause Continuing the theme of sexy American women who adore going out with sporty men, this is Leeann. She, like Alyssa Milano, has dated numerous US legends, ….
Argentinean suffers embarrassing backflip malfunction The world’s football retirement home, also known as the MLS, is great for those looking for some slow-paced ’sawker’ action, and now it is also ….
Tomorrow’s headlines today… To prove that it’s still today and not tomorrow yet, at time of writing none of us knew that Mohamed would finally crack on Big Brother and windmill in ….
You’ve got to get up pretty early in the morning to fool us It’s not easy being an investigative journalist, you know. You have to work long hours, be willing ….
Frenchman excluded from promotional duties Yesterday, Spanish giants Barcelona unveiled their shiny new away kit, using fugly stars including Leo Messi and Carles ‘Captain Caveman’ Puyol. Superstar players Deco, Eto’o ….