Balotelli’s 31-minute masterclass in mocking opponents, rowing with his manager, storming off and entertaining neutrals Mario Balotelli again provided proof of the adage that when he’s around, good things happen, ….
Posts Tagged: Mario Balotelli
Standard Thank god for that! It’s been, like, FOREVER since Mario Balotelli has done something a bit mental and, having waited ages for just one snippet of stupidity, just one ….
Please don’t ever leave… God, The Spoiler loves Mario Balotelli. In under a season in English football we already have enough to come up with a list of about 20 ridiculous things ….
Great hat… The Spoiler has always loved a Roald Dahl book (except The Witches which we are still yet to finish as it absolutely terrifies us), but the one that’s always ….
Mazza gets the caption treatment The Spoiler’s first love was pretty mean to us. She kicked us really hard right in the knackers once and ended up kissing our best friend ….
The Spoiler: First! for ridiculous Mario Balotelli news! Fantastically lairy Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli managed to get Wayne Rooney’s former £1,200-a-night hooker Jenny Thompson banned from a posh restaurant after the group were involved in a ….
Striker seeks advice from legendary Brazilian Self-styled ‘troubled striker’ Mario Balotelli has promised to curb his wild streak – if he gets to meet Original Ronaldo for a heart-to-heart chat. In an interview on ….
I’ll ‘ave ya! (or whatever the Italian translation is) You’d think most footballers, immediately after having their dreams of European glory wrenched away from them, would go home and drown ….
Ronaldo – with an invisible Sophie Reade? It’s a day of temporary enlightenment when it comes to the whirring mind of Cristiano Ronaldo – considered at Real Madrid to be a ….
Mario, we love you mate, but you’re clearly mental Drama-generating Manchester City forward Mario Balotelli dumped his girlfriend Melissa Castagnoli – who he was spotted out with during his first few weeks in the UK ….