Mario Balotelli fights, doesn’t pay bills and throws water balloons
Standard Thank god for that! It’s been, like, FOREVER since Mario Balotelli has done something a bit mental and, having waited ages for just one snippet of stupidity, just one ….
Posts Tagged: Inter Milan
A couple of wonderful Mascherano “Sheepdog” pics
Great stuff from Spoiler reader, German Ortiz! To quickly explain the reason behind these – Mascherano has a dog-like quality (in a good way!), and his “master” Rafa Benitez looks a little ….
Wesley Sneijder marries Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen
Oh God! They’re beautiful! It’s not often that The Spoiler gets the chance to get all OK! Magazine about it, so if this short piece about a man marrying a woman reads a ….
Police called after Inter’s Mario Balotelli shoots up the streets of Milan with toy gun
Old woman calls cops after striker and pals have misguided fun Like a lot of professional footballers on the fringes of their national squad, ‘troubled teen sensation’ Mario Balotelli has probably been ….
Liverpool to sell Aquilani, United to sell Berbs…
Well, that went well Wow, it’s weird to think that it was less than a year ago that the people of Liverpool were busily attempting to correctly pronounce the word “Aquilani” ….
Hang on, now they’re saying that Joe Cole’s off to Italy
Cole – impressing his new team mates? No doubt, minds all over the country are melting today with this new rudderless “hung parliament”. It’s all getting rather surreal. And to ….
Barcelona turn on sprinklers to dampen Inter celebrations
“Activate water!” Of course, the law dictates that you can’t just shoot people in the face for getting on your nerves any more, so, in riot situations, cops tend to ….
Samuel Eto’o takes legal action against Barcelona
Greedy Cameroonian demands 15 per cent share of transfer fee Barcelona may have hoped they had seen the last of Samuel Eto’o when they offloaded him to Inter Milan in exchange for ….
Ten new Premiership signings who will struggle this season
The players who won’t make the grade at their new clubs In the spirit of writing people off at an unreasonably early stage of the season, we asked Spoiler correspondent Joe Thompson to list the top ….
Carlos Tevez has finally made a decision, AC Milan ignore Emmanuel Adebayor
A further helping of transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies Carlos Tevez to Manchester City Goal claim to have heard from an unnamed source that Tevez has chosen Man City over ….