Referees told to learn twenty swear words for England game
Away with you sir, thou art an artless varlot Wayne Rooney’s propensity for going red and telling everyone in sight to ‘f**k off’ is coming to a forced end. ….
Posts Tagged: England
Chris Kamara changes name to ‘Chris Cabanga’ in the hope of England World Cup glory
Just another day at the office for football’s most mental pundit Sky Sports pundit Chris Kamara is English football’s equivalent of that lovable, slightly slow kid at school who could be convinced to do anything, like ….
A bit earlier, and Scholes would have unretired himself
This man means goals, so they say Nothing stings a strategist quite like getting the timings all wrong, so Capello will have presumably spent last night repeatedly banding his ….
10 Pictures in loving memory of Ashley and Cheryl, divorced
Divorce illustrated using Photoshop wizardry Well, it’s a sad day for football’s fourth or fifth most beloved couple – Cheryl has finally decided to divorce Ashley Cole. The consensus being ….
The Spoiler’s 10 Greatest ever football teams
Including this Milk Cup winning side… Should this year’s Barcelona manage to retain the Champions League, and keep Real from pipping them in La Liga, they might yet be considered one ….
The Spoiler’s Uncapped England XI
Food for thought, Fabio Long time fans of tournament football will already know that surprise inclusions/exclusions are not out of the question. Eric Cantona was left out of France’s Euro 96 ….
Bridge is just a bottler, say John Terry’s pals
Ahhh, such happy times! Like a big pendulum, most likely shaped like a putrid live footballer’s testicle, attention has now swung from the Cole saga – what will Cheryl do ….
Oh dear, England’s World Cup base is a bomb site!
A young lad plays keepy-uppy near the site… The problem with computers is that they can take you on a journey into your mind’s eye, and wow you with things ….
Capello on pens, and bad news for Chelsea…
Capello – understands stress It’s important in modern football that the manager understands the mental state of his players. That he can accurately grasp factors like anxiety, terror, and shape-shifting goals. So, the ….
Leeds fan has record for most managerial rejection letters
Possibly the worst world record, on record… In a story which will be cited for years to come as proof human endeavor knows no bounds, Leeds fan Andy Ballantyne has been crowned ….