More photoshop skills… Everyone reacts to crippling frustration/anger differently. Some punch walls/people, other weep/spasm uncontrollably. Some boil the kettle, fill the “pot” up to the recommended level, wait two minutes, ….
Also appearing on a computer near you An intriguing lookalike from Betfair Hang on, is that brilliant Nike advert cursed? [Eurosport] A FANTASTIC Man United lookalike XI [Betfair] Boffins prove that ….
English get Dutch courage from South African booze As Homer Simpson once said: beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. After 180 minutes of ball-achingly ….
Monkeys in hotel room raid Gangly striker Peter Crouch’s parents have been left ‘petrified’ after a gang of wild baboons broke into their hotel room at the Sun City resort ….
Did England’s test batch get nicked? The Mirror are reporting England could have had an extra four months to practice with the World Cup’s infamous Jabulani ball… except the test batch Adidas sent over was lost at ….
Easier for visitors to find? The Spoiler has some experience of Knowle West in Bristol, thanks to a few years spent getting loaded on the taxpayer’s buck back in the early ….
Away with you sir, thou art an artless varlot Wayne Rooney’s propensity for going red and telling everyone in sight to ‘f**k off’ is coming to a forced end. ….
Just another day at the office for football’s most mental pundit Sky Sports pundit Chris Kamara is English football’s equivalent of that lovable, slightly slow kid at school who could be convinced to do anything, like ….
This man means goals, so they say Nothing stings a strategist quite like getting the timings all wrong, so Capello will have presumably spent last night repeatedly banding his ….
Divorce illustrated using Photoshop wizardry Well, it’s a sad day for football’s fourth or fifth most beloved couple – Cheryl has finally decided to divorce Ashley Cole. The consensus being ….