Contrary to expectation, the Liverpool bunch weren’t responsible A wise man once said that it is impossible to quantify a player’s worth with an arbitrary and slightly suffocating mark out ….
Bargain…? The FA are offering people living around Wembley Stadium the chance to see England’s ‘battle of the dysfunctional losers’ friendly against France on November 17th for just a fiver, in a desperate attempt ….
More photoshop skills… Everyone reacts to crippling frustration/anger differently. Some punch walls/people, other weep/spasm uncontrollably. Some boil the kettle, fill the “pot” up to the recommended level, wait two minutes, ….
Also appearing on a computer near you An intriguing lookalike from Betfair Hang on, is that brilliant Nike advert cursed? [Eurosport] A FANTASTIC Man United lookalike XI [Betfair] Boffins prove that ….
English get Dutch courage from South African booze As Homer Simpson once said: beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. After 180 minutes of ball-achingly ….
Monkeys in hotel room raid Gangly striker Peter Crouch’s parents have been left ‘petrified’ after a gang of wild baboons broke into their hotel room at the Sun City resort ….
After all we’ve done for them. Trafalgar Square, anyone? You’ve probably erased the entire game from your mind already, but those of you who can still remember the early moments ….
Did England’s test batch get nicked? The Mirror are reporting England could have had an extra four months to practice with the World Cup’s infamous Jabulani ball… except the test batch Adidas sent over was lost at ….
Easier for visitors to find? The Spoiler has some experience of Knowle West in Bristol, thanks to a few years spent getting loaded on the taxpayer’s buck back in the early ….
Away with you sir, thou art an artless varlot Wayne Rooney’s propensity for going red and telling everyone in sight to ‘f**k off’ is coming to a forced end. ….