Beckham – staggeringly metrosexual Gone are the days when footballers were the men awkwardly shuffling around in a jumper from Millets and some stone washed jeans on their day off, desperately attempting to fit in ….
Posts Tagged: Cristiano Ronaldo
So cheap and tacky, he put his name on it… There’s still a fair chance Cristiano Ronaldo will have a lot of free time on his hands next summer, while the rest ….
Some more factually accurate news from the Spanish press Last Tuesday, an anonymous Spanish sorcerer claimed that he had been hired to place a curse on Cristiano Ronaldo, which would cause ….
Sorcerer is currently making anti-CRon spell in his ‘laboratory’ The ever-mental Spanish sports papers have excelled themselves once more, with news reaching us from El Mundo that Real Madrid is under siege ….
Real Madrid star still looks out for previous employer Despite creating the impression that he couldn’t wait to get away from smelly rainy Manchester, Cristiano Ronaldo has admitted that he stilllooks out ….
The boyhood teams of some the game’s biggest names Generally speaking, Premier League footballers are well advised to be discreet about the team they truly support. Nowhere is this more ….
Florentino Perez to give each player a booklet of rules Since Cristiano Ronaldo’s arrival at Real Madrid, the Spanish capital’s nightclubs and escort agencies have been bracing themselves for a sharp increase in trade. ….
Portuguese star loves him some asymmetrical design As a man who will never need a mortgage, one would expect Cristiano Ronaldo to buy a home in Madrid outright, but Sport reveal that he is ….
“Respect the iPod of Evra” Now that Cristiano Ronaldo isn’t around to pollute his colleague’s ears with his dire taste in music, Patrice Evra has assumed the role of official Manchester Utd DJ. The Frenchman ….
Stars want house neighbours describe as ‘offensive and brutal’ Having already put his prized collection of high-powered motors up for sale on Autotrader, Cristiano Ronaldo is now taking offers on his £4.5m, seven-bed ….