(he didn’t know, mind…) If it’s possible for a good-looking, impossibly rich, brilliant footballer to have a rubbish week, then Cristiano Ronaldo has definitely just had one. After getting knocked ….
Posts Tagged: Cristiano Ronaldo
Ronaldo – with an invisible Sophie Reade? It’s a day of temporary enlightenment when it comes to the whirring mind of Cristiano Ronaldo – considered at Real Madrid to be a ….
Photoshop hijinks It’s Christmas party season in the world of professional football and Manchester United are reportedly preparing to throw a James Bond-themed bash – complete with gambling tables (no Michael Owens ….
Is that a ferret on your head? etc… etc… Now that Beckham has made a gentlemanly impossible-to-grow beard his trademark, kids all over the world must be incandescent with rage ….
Story represented using Photoshop skills Like all new fathers, Cristiano Ronaldo has chosen to celebrate the arrival of his little bundle of joy by handing the thing to his sister, and heading ….
Joe Cole – magic feet After a rather forgetable season – which appeared to average a playing time of about 28 seconds per match – most of the football-watching world has probably ….
Ronaldo – his jaw used to be all over the shop As reported in the popular Spanish daily, Marca, Crisitano Ronaldo has added to his vast array of football accessories with ….
So cheap and tacky, he put his name on it… There’s still a fair chance Cristiano Ronaldo will have a lot of free time on his hands next summer, while the rest ….
Some more factually accurate news from the Spanish press Last Tuesday, an anonymous Spanish sorcerer claimed that he had been hired to place a curse on Cristiano Ronaldo, which would cause ….
Real Madrid star still looks out for previous employer Despite creating the impression that he couldn’t wait to get away from smelly rainy Manchester, Cristiano Ronaldo has admitted that he stilllooks out ….