(he didn’t know, mind…) If it’s possible for a good-looking, impossibly rich, brilliant footballer to have a rubbish week, then Cristiano Ronaldo has definitely just had one. After getting knocked ….
Balls Seriously, what is it about Real Madrid? EVERYONE hates them. The only thing people can’t seem to agree on is who they should hate the most – Jose Mourinho ….
Ronaldo – with an invisible Sophie Reade? It’s a day of temporary enlightenment when it comes to the whirring mind of Cristiano Ronaldo – considered at Real Madrid to be a ….
Back off! Cast your mind back through the sherry-glazed fug of the last couple of weeks, and you might remember that The Spoiler lifted the Real Madrid curtain to reveal that ….
Photoshop hijinks It’s Christmas party season in the world of professional football and Manchester United are reportedly preparing to throw a James Bond-themed bash – complete with gambling tables (no Michael Owens ….
Is that a ferret on your head? etc… etc… Now that Beckham has made a gentlemanly impossible-to-grow beard his trademark, kids all over the world must be incandescent with rage ….
Story represented using Photoshop skills Like all new fathers, Cristiano Ronaldo has chosen to celebrate the arrival of his little bundle of joy by handing the thing to his sister, and heading ….
Your crotch will blind and dazzle! There’s no way CR9 didn’t have a hand in this.
Joe Cole – magic feet After a rather forgetable season – which appeared to average a playing time of about 28 seconds per match – most of the football-watching world has probably ….
Ronaldo – his jaw used to be all over the shop As reported in the popular Spanish daily, Marca, Crisitano Ronaldo has added to his vast array of football accessories with ….