Remember who told you!
Yay! Wimbledon starts next week, signaling two weeks of John Inverdale having to rinse sweat from his brow in between Sharapova games, and Sue Barker muttering inappropriate comments to Andy Roddick when the mics are off. And they won’t be the only two bringing the commentary team out in hives either – another one to look out for in week one is Slovakia’s very own 30th seed, Dominika Cibulkova.
She was smashed off the court by Serbia’s favourite prostitute-a-like Jelena Jankovic at the French Open, and this will be her first ever Wimbledon. Unusually for a woman, she once allowed herself to be smeared naked in some kind of muddy lotion with a photographer still in the room.