Kids, put your guns and knives back in the kitchen drawer where they belong, nowadays it’s tough to be soft. Just look at Sergio Ramos – he’s a big strong defender, but he’s not scared to wear a womanly haircut and carry a sponge bag with him when he’s out on the streets, representing. He’s even had his watch fashioned on an old carriage clock. Just look at him speaking to his fellow gang members on a stolen mobile phone. So cool.