She’s the saucy little fox with the foghorn voice, he’s one of the many jewels in Barcelona’s humungous encrusted crown, and now they’re rumoured to be feverishly going at it like the clappers whenever he’s not marshalling people into touch, and she’s not being forced by cigar-chewing record company executives to go on tour.
For those struggling to dot the dots, The Spoiler is referring to Shakira and Gerard Pique. The clue was in the headline.
As reported on the popular Spanish site Sport.es, rumours have been flying around for months about these two boffing one another, and now that Shakira has split up with her long term Mr Shakira – Antonio de la Rua – Pique’s silhouette has been spotted lingering nakedly behind her net curtains. Figuratively speaking.
The big defender has insisted that the pair are “just friends”, whilst Shakira once said:
“Life is a soccer field, don’t you think?”
Not really Shakira.