Cristiano wants to go to Spain – who knew, eh?
[Best photo ever? Yes, best photo ever]
Spanish newspaper AS is usually about as reliable as a chocolate teapot, and they are now carrying some quotes that are bound to turn Fergie an even darker shade of red:
“It’s ok. Next week, I’ll fix everything. I’ll go to Manchester and tell them my only desire is to play for Real Madrid and that the decision is non-negotiable.”
Is this a empty threat or will we soon discover C-Ron chained to a sink at Manchester Utd’s Carrington training ground? We’ll have to wait until next Tuesday, when the tricky winger will finally stop swanning around the world to confront the angry Scotsman.