Ronaldo caught with transvestite prostitutes

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Amazingly, it’s the other Ronaldo this time


When it comes to hiring ladies of the night, AC Milan’s Ronaldo has so much to learn from the Portuguese man-o’-sex. When C-Ron has a ‘prostitute binge day’ (known to you and I as a ‘weekday’), he is quick to make sure the hired help do not have bigger cojones than he does. His Brazilian namesake, it seems, failed to perform such stringent checks.

The tubby striker picked up some ladies in Rio de Janeiro on Saturday night, but the motel room turned into an outright sausagefest when it transpired that both girls were transvestites. The former men attempted to extort £15,000 from the World Cup winner to stop them going to the press, and they even claimed that he had asked for drugs.

Despite the blackmail attempts and drug allegations, the moral of the story seems to be that hiring transvestite hookers is completely harmless. Cue awesomely-laissez-faire Brazilian Police inspector Carlos Augusto Nogueira:

“He admitted to everything, he wanted to have fun. But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best.”


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