Riise gets the threatening graffiti treatment

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The consequences of Riise’s horrendous own goal on Tuesday have rippled through Liverpool, to the point where gutsy young graffiti artists who should be impersonating Banksy with their street art have taken to scrawling angry slogans on the walls of Liverpool’s Melwood training ground instead.

“RIP Riise the cock stash…” read the haunting message – although no one is entirely sure what it means. The “RIP” bit is easy enough, but a “cock stash”? What is that?

Ground staff spent the entire morning spraying the wall with their supersoakers to get rid of the evidence before Riise got to work, but word has it that he arrived just in time to see “cock stash”. He knew what they were talking about. Oh yeah, he knew.

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