Revealed: Ten-year-old Cristiano Ronaldo’s registration card

It’s C-Ron in the days before hair gel


When Madeiran side C.F. Andorinha issued a ten-year-old named Cristiano Ronaldo with a registration, little did they know that this fresh-faced afro-sporting youngster would become a football megastar with a penchant for hotpants, body waxing and prostitute fivesomes.

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