Revealed: The reason for Roy Keane’s failure

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Wondering how Roy Keane’s fortunes changed? It wasn’t anything to do with overspending, tactics or confidence, it was all down to his ambivalent attitude towards facial hair. Observe:

 

keaneb1

20th September 2008
Facial hair status:
 clean shaven

Result: 2-0 win over Middlesbrough

 

keaneb2

27th September 2008
Facial hair status: gruff

Result: 1-0 loss to Aston Villa

 

keaneb3

25th October 2008
Facial hair status: smoother than an Arsenal reserve player’s backside

Result: 2-1 win over Newcastle

 

keaneb4

29th November 2008
Facial hair status:
 Arctic fisherman

Result: 4-1 hammering by Bolton

Note to Paul Ince: DON’T GROW A BEARD!

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