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There are rules when you have a red Ferrari. Strict rules. For example, you must only drive it around poor areas – that way people have something to aspire to when they’re tucking into their powdered eggs. And most importantly, your car must always be totally pristine, inside and out. Unless, it seems, you’re the Premier League’s number one rebel, Jermaine Pennant.
Of course, this isn’t the first time that Pennant hasn’t flown straight with the rules – the man is a persistent rule breaker. But judging by this picture, he’d managed to correctly locate the downtrodden area, yet he couldn’t be bothered to throw away the various carrier bags and CD cases cluttering up his passenger seat (below). Impoverished people will learn nothing from that. Nothing at all.