Is that a ferret on your head? etc… etc…
Now that Beckham has made a gentlemanly impossible-to-grow beard his trademark, kids all over the world must be incandescent with rage – who can they model themselves on now?
Well, good news, younglings – Cristiano Ronaldo has created the new haircut du jour, presumably known as “the long back and short sides”, or “the groovy ferret”.
Expect to see this look all over the country’s shopping centers as soon as this afternoon.