Rubbish Shirt, Sam… Remember when Arsene Wenger was first appointed Arsenal boss? Remember the whole ‘Bloody foreign managers, ay? Coming here and taking the jobs of good ol’ British managers ….
Mazza gets the caption treatment The Spoiler’s first love was pretty mean to us. She kicked us really hard right in the knackers once and ended up kissing our best friend ….
Stan Kroenke – it says on his badge In a morning that has yielded very little in the way of interesting stuff about football related nonsense, the big news is ….
Return of the Barton… Football and everything that goes with it has been pretty good during the past few weeks. Wayne Rooney continues to cause trouble, The Champions League is ….
There have been some pretty good books written down the years – Crime and Punishment is the best 700 pages you’ll ever read about someone tw*tting someone with a hammer, ….
Oh, holy sweet mother… There are some lovely statues around the ground of English football. The one at Old Trafford of Best, Law and Charlton is very nice, while the ….
HIM?! AGAIN?! Really!? Rafa Benitez had a pretty difficult job replacing Jose Mourinho at Inter Milan. The Portuguese had just won Serie A, the Coppa Italia and the Nerazzurri’s first ….
The referee’s not a w*nker… Looking very much like Leslie Nielsen did in that Naked Gun scene when he thrusts a giant Johnny over his head to do the nasty ….
16-year-old Nathaniel Chalobah potentially a WC2014 star? John Terry has been an extremely busy man as of late, but sportswear giants Umbro recently managed to pin him down long enough to have a ….
The Spoiler: First! for ridiculous Mario Balotelli news! Fantastically lairy Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli managed to get Wayne Rooney’s former £1,200-a-night hooker Jenny Thompson banned from a posh restaurant after the group were involved in a ….