Oh, holy sweet mother…
There are some lovely statues around the ground of English football. The one at Old Trafford of Best, Law and Charlton is very nice, while the West Ham one of Moore, Hurst and Peters is bloody lovely.
However, this is horrible. This looks like those packs of clay cartoon figurines you got as a kid and were expected to paint to make them look exactly as they did on the packet.
That never worked, and this Jacko monstrosity certainly doesn’t.