Ooh, ooh… no, not you… you can’t laugh…
Well, it was always going to happen, the Bridge/Terry jokes would eventually force their way through the dam, and it would feel like folly to avoid giving you at least a little taster. Wayne Bridge, chin up, these are just a bit of fun.
Well done, Tim!
It’s been announced on Sky Sports News that Capello has phoned Wayne Bridge to let him know that John Terry has lost his captain’s armband.
He has asked Bridge to check under the bed.