John Terry gives middle finger to the disabled

Sometime England skipper confirms priorities: 1) Me 2) My lunch 3) Everyone else

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Running late for a leisurely lunch at Pizza Express, John Terry decided the empty 50p-an-hour car park was too much of a strain for a man who runs around for a living, so he did what any other self-absorbed ignorant fellow would do, and stuck his huge Bentley in a disabled bay.

It doesn’t matter that it’s against the law and potentially depriving a needy individual of access to local amentites, because the fine is only £60, a mere 0.04 per cent of JT’s weekly wage. And the Pollo ad Astra was GOOOOD.