As you peruse today’s links, consider the fun you could have with a pair of flip flops and some superglue…
Bet on Manchester Utd getting a third consecutive league title
Will vile scumbag Joey Barton be forced to take a pay cut?
For our American fans: How to pick a Premier League team to support
[USA Today via The Offside]
The latest lady of loose morals who claims to have been at it with Cristiano Ronaldo
Our friends at Grid Crasher believe they may have discovered the Stig’s identity