As you peruse today’s links, consider the fun you could have with a pair of flip flops and some superglue…

[WithLeather]
Bet on Manchester Utd getting a third consecutive league title
[chickendinner]
Will vile scumbag Joey Barton be forced to take a pay cut?
[Football 365]
For our American fans: How to pick a Premier League team to support
[USA Today via The Offside]
The latest lady of loose morals who claims to have been at it with Cristiano Ronaldo
[Machochip]
Our friends at Grid Crasher believe they may have discovered the Stig’s identity
[Grid Crasher]
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