Go anywhere near Kevin Keegan and he will touch your face

Newcastle boss believes the traditional handshake is so passé

As Harry Enfield’s ‘Big Bob Joylove’ proved beyond reasonable doubt, nothing endears you to a rival, colleague or casual acquaintance quite like a good pat on the face.

Kevin Keegan is a strong advocate of palm-to-cheek affection, and has been avoiding the handshakes of players and managers up and down the country since his nineties prime.

Take a look at the inspirational gallery below and remember – why shake someone’s hand when you could invade their personal space?

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Victim: Wenger

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Victim: Keane

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Victim: Grant

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Victim: Jihai

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Victim: Vialli

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Victim: Owen

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Victim: Benarbia

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Victim: Megson

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Victim: 
Fowler

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Victim: Duff

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The real victim: himself

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