Go anywhere near Kevin Keegan and he will touch your face

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Newcastle boss believes the traditional handshake is so passé

As Harry Enfield’s ‘Big Bob Joylove’ proved beyond reasonable doubt, nothing endears you to a rival, colleague or casual acquaintance quite like a good pat on the face.

Kevin Keegan is a strong advocate of palm-to-cheek affection, and has been avoiding the handshakes of players and managers up and down the country since his nineties prime.

Take a look at the inspirational gallery below and remember – why shake someone’s hand when you could invade their personal space?

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Victim: Wenger

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Victim: Keane

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Victim: Grant

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Victim: Jihai

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Victim: Vialli

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Victim: Owen

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Victim: Benarbia

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Victim: Megson

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Victim: 
Fowler

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Victim: Duff

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The real victim: himself

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