Newcastle boss believes the traditional handshake is so passé
As Harry Enfield’s ‘Big Bob Joylove’ proved beyond reasonable doubt, nothing endears you to a rival, colleague or casual acquaintance quite like a good pat on the face.
Kevin Keegan is a strong advocate of palm-to-cheek affection, and has been avoiding the handshakes of players and managers up and down the country since his nineties prime.
Take a look at the inspirational gallery below and remember – why shake someone’s hand when you could invade their personal space?
Victim: Wenger
Victim: Keane
Victim: Grant
Victim: Jihai
Victim: Vialli
Victim: Owen
Victim: Benarbia
Victim: Megson
Victim: Fowler
Victim: Duff
The real victim: himself
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