“MWAHAHAH!” Arsenal. You gotta love them, don’t you? They play football the ‘right’ way, don’t spend stupid money on superstars and a lot of their players look sooooo cute you ….
Maybe Theo won’t be too badly missed… Things were going so well. They’d just got the best result in the history of the world ever by beating Barcelona, they are ….
John Terry gets his leg over Remember Chelsea? Play in blue? Won a couple of things last year? Spent a bit of money recently? Yea, that’s them… Anyway, while they ….
Photoshop wizardry The Spoiler can say with some certainty that there will have been a moment in your adult life when you’ve thought ‘bloody hell, I’m a fully grown adult and ….
Stephen Ireland? Don’t be ridiculous… That moment you realise you’ve done something irretrievably wrong is one of the most gut-wrenching, bottom-tightening moments imaginable. The Spoiler made a mistake once when we finished ….
God, he’s gorgeous Well, that was pretty good wasn’t it? There may not have been any Brit awards or other such nonsense last night, but there was more than enough ….
… Misty, watercoloured memories The Spoiler is a bit confused. Yes, there have been some brilliant games and some tip-top goals in the Premier League this season, but there seems to ….
Rochelle – statuesque Apparently Rochelle Wiseman from The Saturdays is Paul Ince’s niece – who knew? Anyway, the transfer window has only been shut a matter of days and already ….
Dani Alves The world can be a scary place. Things are always changing as the old ideals are thrown away or re-jigged – sometimes it seems better just to stay ….
Gerrard – not quite on the list The Super Bowl was good last night, wasn’t it? All that stopping and starting and stuff – it was great. Anyway, after we’d ….