Return of the Barton… Football and everything that goes with it has been pretty good during the past few weeks. Wayne Rooney continues to cause trouble, The Champions League is ….
There have been some pretty good books written down the years – Crime and Punishment is the best 700 pages you’ll ever read about someone tw*tting someone with a hammer, ….
He won it last year – he’s been rubbish this year, mind You’ll definitely have heard by now, but those rascals at the Daily Mail have gone and leaked the shortlist for ….
Oh, holy sweet mother… There are some lovely statues around the ground of English football. The one at Old Trafford of Best, Law and Charlton is very nice, while the ….
HIM?! AGAIN?! Really!? Rafa Benitez had a pretty difficult job replacing Jose Mourinho at Inter Milan. The Portuguese had just won Serie A, the Coppa Italia and the Nerazzurri’s first ….
The referee’s not a w*nker… Looking very much like Leslie Nielsen did in that Naked Gun scene when he thrusts a giant Johnny over his head to do the nasty ….
16-year-old Nathaniel Chalobah potentially a WC2014 star? John Terry has been an extremely busy man as of late, but sportswear giants Umbro recently managed to pin him down long enough to have a ….
The Spoiler: First! for ridiculous Mario Balotelli news! Fantastically lairy Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli managed to get Wayne Rooney’s former £1,200-a-night hooker Jenny Thompson banned from a posh restaurant after the group were involved in a ….
Not-so private parts Liverpool midfield starlet Jonjo Shelvey has been forced to deactivate his Twitter account after a stolen picture of his meat and two veg was posted for the viewing pleasure of his 55,000 ….
Striker seeks advice from legendary Brazilian Self-styled ‘troubled striker’ Mario Balotelli has promised to curb his wild streak – if he gets to meet Original Ronaldo for a heart-to-heart chat. In an interview on ….