The Spoiler’s Mario Balotelli has a great big heart of gold
Great hat… The Spoiler has always loved a Roald Dahl book (except The Witches which we are still yet to finish as it absolutely terrifies us), but the one that’s always ….
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Harry Redknapp is worried about some dodgy business going down
Mind games? Considering Harry Redknapp is a man who goes bat sh*t mental when someone dares say anything along the lines of ‘you like a bargain and do a bit ….
Sam Allardyce blames Arsene Wenger for his rubbish football reputation
Rubbish Shirt, Sam… Remember when Arsene Wenger was first appointed Arsenal boss? Remember the whole ‘Bloody foreign managers, ay? Coming here and taking the jobs of good ol’ British managers ….
The Spoiler’s Mario Balotelli gets in more trouble – excellent!
Mazza gets the caption treatment The Spoiler’s first love was pretty mean to us. She kicked us really hard right in the knackers once and ended up kissing our best friend ….
American guy takes over Arsenal. Nobody knows what it means
Stan Kroenke – it says on his badge In a morning that has yielded very little in the way of interesting stuff about football related nonsense, the big news is ….
Joey Barton doesn’t rate Lampard or Gerrard and totally hates Gareth Barry
Return of the Barton… Football and everything that goes with it has been pretty good during the past few weeks. Wayne Rooney continues to cause trouble, The Champions League is ….
Ray Wilkins’ Real Madrid v Spurs commentary – in book form!
There have been some pretty good books written down the years – Crime and Punishment is the best 700 pages you’ll ever read about someone tw*tting someone with a hammer, ….
Michael Jackson statue at Fulham is even worse than we dared hope
Oh, holy sweet mother… There are some lovely statues around the ground of English football. The one at Old Trafford of Best, Law and Charlton is very nice, while the ….
Rafa Benitez is going to replace Jose Mourinho again. Maybe
HIM?! AGAIN?! Really!? Rafa Benitez had a pretty difficult job replacing Jose Mourinho at Inter Milan. The Portuguese had just won Serie A, the Coppa Italia and the Nerazzurri’s first ….
Fourth official holds up a massive electrical condom
The referee’s not a w*nker… Looking very much like Leslie Nielsen did in that Naked Gun scene when he thrusts a giant Johnny over his head to do the nasty ….