Arsene Wenger needs to stop talking very, very soon…
Big mouth strikes again… There have been three distinct periods during Arsene Wenger’s time in charge of Arsenal. First there was Le Professeur Period. People were whining about how he didn’t ….
Editorials
Ronaldo was still great even when he had “accelerated evacuations”
Photoshop wizardry The Spoiler can say with some certainty that there will have been a moment in your adult life when you’ve thought ‘bloody hell, I’m a fully grown adult and ….
Aris bugger up Man City programme with wrong photo
Stephen Ireland? Don’t be ridiculous… That moment you realise you’ve done something irretrievably wrong is one of the most gut-wrenching, bottom-tightening moments imaginable. The Spoiler made a mistake once when we finished ….
Spain’s commitment to racism “will never end”
Dani Alves The world can be a scary place. Things are always changing as the old ideals are thrown away or re-jigged – sometimes it seems better just to stay ….
Five players who should give this season’s money back
Gerrard – not quite on the list The Super Bowl was good last night, wasn’t it? All that stopping and starting and stuff – it was great. Anyway, after we’d ….
The Fox in the Box gets a box in the local paper
Great spot from the folks at the Guardian’s ‘The Fiver’ We can only apologise. Amidst all the transfer comings and goings of the past few days, we missed a very ….
Chelsea make £35m bid for Torres. Or was it was £40m? Or £60m?
“Booooring…” Chelsea have attempted to show they can still mix it with the big boys in the playground by making a never-to-be-accepted bid for Fernando Torres. The ladies and gents ….
OMG! Sexist Andy Gray has been sacked by Sky!
We definitely wouldn’t There’s nothing The Spoiler likes more than a bit of breaking news right at the end of a working day – and we’ve gone and got ourselves a MASSIVE ….
10 beautiful, strong, independent, football women
Story depicted with arty football shot Unfortunately, Andy Gray and Richard Keys have managed to take gender relations back a good few years with their astonishing attack on female intelligence. ….
Cristiano Ronaldo tells Mario Balotelli to shut the hell up
Ronaldo – with an invisible Sophie Reade? It’s a day of temporary enlightenment when it comes to the whirring mind of Cristiano Ronaldo – considered at Real Madrid to be a ….