Rafa Benitez is going to replace Jose Mourinho again. Maybe
HIM?! AGAIN?! Really!? Rafa Benitez had a pretty difficult job replacing Jose Mourinho at Inter Milan. The Portuguese had just won Serie A, the Coppa Italia and the Nerazzurri’s first ….
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Fourth official holds up a massive electrical condom
The referee’s not a w*nker… Looking very much like Leslie Nielsen did in that Naked Gun scene when he thrusts a giant Johnny over his head to do the nasty ….
John Terry names his picks for England’s next generation
16-year-old Nathaniel Chalobah potentially a WC2014 star? John Terry has been an extremely busy man as of late, but sportswear giants Umbro recently managed to pin him down long enough to have a ….
Mario Balotelli gets into restaurant row with Rooney hooker Jenny Thompson
The Spoiler: First! for ridiculous Mario Balotelli news! Fantastically lairy Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli managed to get Wayne Rooney’s former £1,200-a-night hooker Jenny Thompson banned from a posh restaurant after the group were involved in a ….
Mario Balotelli claims meeting Original Ronaldo will end his wild ways
Striker seeks advice from legendary Brazilian Self-styled ‘troubled striker’ Mario Balotelli has promised to curb his wild streak – if he gets to meet Original Ronaldo for a heart-to-heart chat. In an interview on ….
Blackburn defend their position in the curious case of Myles Anderson
He’s so mysterious we don’t even have a picture Blackburn boss Steve Kean has made it clear the club’s signing of 20-year-old defender Myles Anderson – son of agent Jerome Anderson, who has close links with ….
So, who’s gonna get relegated from the Premier League?
QPR are up – is he down? The top of the Premier League ain’t that exciting. Arsenal will fall away, Chelsea will come back into it and push Man Utd ….
Mario Balotelli didn’t have a great night last night
I’ll ‘ave ya! (or whatever the Italian translation is) You’d think most footballers, immediately after having their dreams of European glory wrenched away from them, would go home and drown ….
Stoke chairman reckons fans would be ‘bored to death’ if they played like Arsenal
O RLY? Despite having not seen his side score a league goal from open play since January, Stoke City owner Peter Coates has launched a strident defence of the team’s direct, any-means-necessary style of ….
Claude Makelele confirms what we all suspected about Jose Mourinho
Et tu? Footballers autobiographies are (we’re told, The Spoiler has never read one) pretty rubbish. You’re better off saving your money and reading the extracts in the back of The Sun – ….