Barcelona star gets his jugs pinned back
It seems that (Fat) Ronaldo isn’t the only Brazilian footballer to go under the knife for cosmetic reasons.
Marca – the font of all La Liga nonsense and scurrilous gossip – today claim that Barcelona’s Dani Alves has had his ears pinned back. The right back apparently underwent the procedure on a rest day following the summer Confederations Cup tournament.
Judging by the pictures above, Alves will almost certainly receive less Gary Lineker comparisons this season.