Ronaldo – his jaw used to be all over the shop
As reported in the popular Spanish daily, Marca, Crisitano Ronaldo has added to his vast array of football accessories with a curious mouthpiece, put together by sports boffins in Japan.
Apparently, according to the bumph, this simple piece of plastic – presumably modeled on the popular gum-shields worn for thousands of years by boxers and rugby players – allows a player to correctly position his jaw, thus obviouslyincreasing his muscle power.
Erm, what?
Far be it for The Spoiler to question the validity of modern technology, but isn’t a person’s jaw already in the correct position?
Might this all be a massive rip-off?
Yours for about a hundred quid.
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